My hair has-

I cannot believe that it's been-

And now I'll be in handcuffs until the end of the century.

I LOOK LIKE SOME G-DRAGON WANNABE SANS THE MAKEUP.

To: Mr. Ion
Sent: 18 Mar, 3:54 PM

I require your assistance.

There were some interesting people that came to our door yesterday afternoon. They were Jehovah's Witnesses who tried to give me this:


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Test Subjects Wanted

Will be compensated for their efforts.I am looking for test subjects to participate in trials of an experimental and highly classified technology. Test duties include completing tests without dying, following orders, which may include reading long novels, story-telling, problem solving, and accepting cake at the end of the ( Read more... )